Mission Statement: To successively eradicate all douche bags from planet earth, thus creating Utopia.
Step 1 Identify
The problem with Douche Bags is that they do not know they are douche bags. They think they are cool, or even worse, normal. When I grew up as a douche bag, I had no clue I was one. No one ever let me in on it and my friends never told me. Why? Because most of my friends were douche bags too.
So, if douche bags don't know they are one... who is going to tell them? I have had some balls in my day, but its hard for me to go up to some random douche and just flat out tell them that they are a raging douchaholic.
At douche bag diary we have devised a strategy where any average ol' joe can help the cause. We call it douche identification. We at DBD carry around stickers and every time we see a douche bag we make an effort to sticker them. Now, I know what you are thinking, this sounds immature & childish.... and we agree!
We say fight fire with fire!!!
Now after a douche bag gets a sticker on his back, he will probably laugh it off. After the 8th or 9th sticker on his back... well, he might start to question things... and guess what, the seed has been planted. From experience, this is all it takes.
Step 1 Identify
The problem with Douche Bags is that they do not know they are douche bags. They think they are cool, or even worse, normal. When I grew up as a douche bag, I had no clue I was one. No one ever let me in on it and my friends never told me. Why? Because most of my friends were douche bags too.
So, if douche bags don't know they are one... who is going to tell them? I have had some balls in my day, but its hard for me to go up to some random douche and just flat out tell them that they are a raging douchaholic.
At douche bag diary we have devised a strategy where any average ol' joe can help the cause. We call it douche identification. We at DBD carry around stickers and every time we see a douche bag we make an effort to sticker them. Now, I know what you are thinking, this sounds immature & childish.... and we agree!
We say fight fire with fire!!!
Now after a douche bag gets a sticker on his back, he will probably laugh it off. After the 8th or 9th sticker on his back... well, he might start to question things... and guess what, the seed has been planted. From experience, this is all it takes.
